cockmeister 

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'

cockmeister by 'if you can't pronouse this then you are a fucki July 31, 2003

cockmeister 

someone in the game known as Blackjack who has a lot of poker chips and he/she bets a lot of them so another opponent who has a lot less chips has to quit

"That cockmeister last night made me quit because he had a ton of chips! That greedy faggot!"

cockmeister by doober buddies June 29, 2009

cockmeister 

see Nellex

People who don't like the matrix are cockmeisters

cockmeister by Anonymous April 3, 2003

cock twister 

the man who is the twister of cocks usually for pain (or pleasure....?)

gay guy preferably

montana whos that guy?

oh him? hes the cock twister of titty bong

cock twister by kjiouygtfrdsxfcv bn May 10, 2022

cocktasterrific 

A typical cock-filled, fantastic, and terrific weekend for a sorority slut

"OMG, that was a fantastic and terrific weekend girl!"
"More like cocktasterrific for me, I could barely walk to Chemistry lab this morning."
"Awwww, invite me next time!"

cocktasterrific by Boomkin March 5, 2014

cocksister

Two co-workers ( male or female or any combination thereof) who are sexually honored to work with each other.

Joe and Antonio where so sexually honored to work with one another that they became cocksisters.

cocksister by Cocksister69 June 24, 2021

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

sam cockmister by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022