Cockeration

When many men get together and preform sexual acts on multiple women.

Dylan-Alex are we going to have a cockeration this summer?

Alex- Sure we can invite philip!

by MccoyBros June 6, 2009

cocktrain

To engage in the act of being a train while acting like a cock. If a cocktrain derails, it is to puke violently due to excessive drinking. Usually of caesar.

Wow, cocktrain sure derailed last night.

by -es March 3, 2007

Venus Cocktrap

An extremely hot chick with a very unkempt vagina. Much like a venus flytrap, she lures in her victims with attractive looks, only to horrify them with an agonizingly nasty cunt.

1. Mark: "Dude, I have thrush"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"


2."You gave my friend thrush...

With your dirty ass vagina"

by VaginalSclerosis December 20, 2008

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

Cocktacopter

Cock-ta-copter n. When you grab the base or shaft of your penis, while you tuck your testicals and scrotum back between your legs, and spin the said penis around in a circluar motion creating the appearance of a helicoptor rotor.

Durring a video chat with my girlfriend, I showed her my cocktacopter.

by dutchrutter011 June 12, 2010

Cockrates

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

cocktastic

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008