cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

Cocktacopter

Cock-ta-copter n. When you grab the base or shaft of your penis, while you tuck your testicals and scrotum back between your legs, and spin the said penis around in a circluar motion creating the appearance of a helicoptor rotor.

Durring a video chat with my girlfriend, I showed her my cocktacopter.

by dutchrutter011 June 12, 2010

cocktastic

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

cocktator

A play on the word "dictator". Usually pertaining to a man who is in full command of his woman. But can also be used in reference to any dude who is a pushy, controlling, overly aggressive asshole.

"Man, Rachel's new boyfriend is such a cocktator. He won't let her do anything fun anymore."

by Adam A November 2, 2003

cocktastic fudgemonkey

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003

cocktaculous

1. Having a fabulous cock
2. A cock with monsterous and fabulous balances
3. A cock that all woman cannot resist
4. Being in posession of a cock of mass proportions.

Damnit Rob, save us some of these women. The all know that you're cocktaculous and we can't get any play.

-Man that dude pulls so much strange.

-Yea, all the bitches know he's cocktaculous.

by Dr. Seif September 22, 2011

cocktastic

1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.

Michael Bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with cocktastic films.

by Jonny Nakamura December 5, 2010