cockrammer

cockrammer is someone who has intercourse as fast as a ramdrill and gets the job done twice as fast leaving ladies wanting

he is such a little cockrammer

by zeak smith July 18, 2005

Cockhammer

Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.

That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed

This lecture is such a Cockhammer

John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.

by Upthemeds October 30, 2009

Cockslammer

A dude who has sex so hardcore and slams his cock full force into a girl that her head and whole body shakes. It is like a GeForce. He is very good at making a girl pleased and happy.

Person 1: Dude look at this cockslammer in this porno, he is insane.
Person 2: Wow that is crazy.

by AlmirHabir April 14, 2020

cockslammer

Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)

Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.

Literal tense:

Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!

Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.

Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.

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Insulting tense:

Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.

Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.

Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.

Or:

Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.

Soup: Fuck you; get your own.

Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?

by Parateralus September 2, 2008

Cockslammer

One who slams people or objects with cocks. May also slam other cocks with or without his own. The mark of being amazing. Powerful.

Sean: Man, you are such a cockslammer?
Kris: I don't know bro, I am just that awesome.

by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009

Cockhammer

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.

1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!

by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009

Ecuadorian cockslammer

A sexual positions involving three men simultaneously penetrating a woman's vagina in a jackhammer position.

After last night's Ecuadorian cockslammer, Lola wasn't able to find her nuvaring.

by Gium_hangover December 4, 2022