The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.
by Chris Ioakim December 11, 2006
The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.
One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.
One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.
Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?
Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!
Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!
by Cockslappin' since '94 May 19, 2010
When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...
by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009
When you write penis in big letters on your hand with wet ink, then slap someone round the face so the word _PENIS_ in prints on their face. :)
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:
by DinosaurRoarrx March 23, 2010
When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before
by flapjackal May 22, 2015
"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."
"..."
by Volcanosaurus July 20, 2013
To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).
"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"
by zac sutherland June 17, 2008