sockrifice

Leaving a sock behind after a bad hook-up because it's more important to get out in a hurry than to keep searching for the other sock.

She said he was horrible and she left without bothering to find both of her socks afterward. They were a new pair, but it was worth the sockrifice.

by derby mined March 27, 2011

sockrifice

To sacrifice one (or both) of one's socks in order to wipe with when camping.

I can't believe I forgot TP! Now I have to sockrifice.

by mtnmayhem April 14, 2009

sockrifice

When you lose a sock in the washer or dryer, implying (in a joking manner) that there's some sort of supernatural agency to the phenomenon of losing socks.

The washer ate my favorite striped knee sock! I guess the laundry gods needed their monthly sockrifice.

by archaesmd October 25, 2011

cocarific

Declaration of your satisfation with something that you have just eaten.

Justin thought that the Christmas dinner was cocarific!

by Tierra December 31, 2003

Sockrifice

When a member of a friend group uses their sock to clean up a spilled substance or for any other use a sock can be used for. The important part is that someone gives up a sock. It is sometimes used to counter act a party foul.

Jared spilled his beer on the counter, therefore he made a Sockrifice so to avoid having to perform the party foul ritual of the night.

by Jedi_sir December 6, 2013

Cockifier

A small race car, constructed primarily of recycled materials. Usually a group project, or kit-car.

Look at Paul’s Cockifier! It’s so fas

I like Karen’s car, it isn’t a little cockifier like mine

by Cofvefe May 20, 2021

cockricide

Cockricide: a thing or agent whose primary effect is to make anything COCK related null and void.

Gertrude’s constant yammering was a COCKRICIDE for Manny’s romantic evening plans. If she’d Shut TF Up for two seconds, the brother might be able to get a hard-on.

by E. Norm Escocque August 28, 2022