cockpoop

Cock poop is when you shit out your cock, instead of your ass

Friend " Where have you been bro, it's been an hour"
You "Sorry i just had cockpoop"

Friend "oh ok man no problem"

by SquibbaMan January 4, 2023

cock prop

a third party who aids the efforts of getting two people together for sex by way of influincing their reluctant friend; a subset duty of a "wingman" or "wingwoman"; the opposite of a cock block.

Initally, it was looking bad for Billy. The girl he was hitting on (Suzy) wasn't 100% sold. Billy's wingman, while good, wasn't quite on his game. Fortunately, Suzy's friend Betty, in her capacity as Suzy's wingwoman, decided to cockprop Billy and talk him up to Suzy in the woman's bathroom. With wingwoman approval, Suzy decided to go home with Billy.

by Billydee February 23, 2005

Cockpop

The act of grabbing the base of a penis and pushing all the blood to the head in order to make it up to 3 times as hard and almost make it "pop"

dude my girlfriend gave me a blowjob while she was cockpoping me.

by the only real ninja here December 21, 2009

cockdrop

When one draws a dick, most often on a sticky note, and inconspicuoulsly places it where someone else will find it. The best cockdroppers will draw both shaft and balls, and drop on the most unexpecting people. Cockdrop may also be used as an insult to assholes.

" I was going to put some money in the offering at church, but instead I decided to cockdrop their asses!"

" hey fag, lick my ballsack from crack to sack and back you dirty cockdrop"

by nelvinbibbons May 22, 2010

Cockdrop

The act of one's lost erection, hence the cock dropping quickly and becoming flaccid.

Andrew: How did your session go with Lily?
Steve: Didn't end well, I had a cockdrop right as I was about to bust my nut.

by Cock Sock Birthday Mug December 24, 2016

Cockdrop

Having a cock in your throat.

Andrew is so gay, he's always wanting a cockdrop.

by caseyroo May 19, 2009

Cockdrop (cockdropping)

use by the ancient romans to torture and confuse their enemies, this manoevre can strike fear into the heart of any warm blooded human, and if used correctly, the opponent can't sit down for a week!

Marcus eyed his opponent warily, "come at me i dare you!"

his mortal enemy moved closer

"one step closer and ill cockdrop you back from wence you came!"

his enemy ran away crying

by Sway & Simmo December 7, 2004