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cockfight

A party with too many guys and not enough girls.
That party was a cockfight. Lets find a party that has some girls.
by SirOsis January 30, 2004
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Cockfighting Society

Slang on the Awkward Zombie forums for Pokemon. Coded right into the system that the word Pokemon is automatically changed to Cockfighting Society
Guy:Have you played Cockfighting Society Black or White version yet?

Other Guy:No, I plan to buy one or the other this weekend, and im still playing Cockfighting Society SoulSilver anyway.
by TooMuchToast June 10, 2011
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The Cockpit

Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.
by Charlie Badass May 31, 2018
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creole cockpit

Ya I'm from New Orleans, the creole cockpit.
by yung v February 27, 2009
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cockpit

Cockpit, aka vagina, The cockpit admits the male penis for sexual intercourse. A pleasure hole.
she had a moist and Accommodating cockpit.
by Duran Duran April 25, 2006
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Cockpittance

1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.

2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).

2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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Cockpiss

A Cockpiss is an irritating individual who is unaware of their status. Cockpiss's can most frequently be found in bars and pubs, usually standing at the end of the bar making 'friendly banter' with the staff, and attempting to impress anyone who should come within eight feet of them with made up knowledge. The Cockpiss (whichever gender) has an insatiable appetite for attention. A Cockpiss will never back down when it comes to knowledge on any given subject, even if they know nothing about it. A Cockpiss has an uncanny ability to fabricate his or her own life experiences when it comes to scoring points from the subject of his/her focus. Cockpiss's have a tendancy to ridicule you about your 'lack of knowledge' on the subject of the situation, even if everyone else who may be involved knows that you do indeed know more. Cockpiss's are generally harmless, often friendly and possessing more bark than bite. But beware, a Cockpiss loves nothing more than to gossip about their friends/peers/enemies/complete strangers. Never divulge personal information to a Cockpiss, as it won't stay personal for long. A Cockpiss can display involuntary Troll tendancies, should they be indulged and taken seriously. The best defense against a Cockpiss is to nod, smile, and let them talk. They soon get bored and move onto their next victim.
"Your friend is talking shit again, he's never even heard of that band!" "Yeah I know, don't take him too seriously, he's a Cockpiss." "A Cockpiss? Ah, I thought so, but you shoulda told me bro! Haha!"
by rahtedpumpclart February 24, 2012
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