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compassionate conservatism 

A myth.

No, really, the campaign tool that worked for Bush in 2000. (Of course, he didn't, technically, WIN, but y'know, he came close enough.) But pretty quickly he realized that, with Tom DeLay running Congress and the media busy taping its own mouth over, he didn't have to do the whole "compassionate" bit.
"Gee, I like that compassionate conservatism Bush practiced."
"When was that? When he cut taxes for the rich while emasculating our social programs? When he denied birth control to AIDS-stricken Third World countries? When he killed thousands of innocent people in a meaningless oil-war?"
"Uh... good point."

compassionate conservative 

Someone or something that simply doesn't exist.
Rick's hot supermodel girlfriend turned out to be a compassionate conservative.

compassionate conservative 

The phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted bastards
Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."

Compassionate Conservative 

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.
Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!

compassionate conservatism 

"Compassionate conservatism" is when a conservative gives you a reach around while fucking you up the ass and stealing all your money to give to his friends in big business.
If you're gonna inflict "compassionate conservatism" on us George, be sure to use some lube.

compassionate conservative 

A conservative who wants to get more votes from liberals. Read: oxymoron.