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CockMouthPoopSlide 

To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.
John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."
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Cockamouthaphobia 

The fear of giving oral sex to a man or fear of choking on elongated objects.
"Dude I finally cured my gf of cockamouthaphobia last night!"
Cockamouthaphobia by Coolbobjoe March 15, 2009

Cockmother

A shortened version of the term Cock Sucking Mother Fucker. This Term was first uttered and used on a regular basis by an offshore oil worker.
Oh my god you are such a Cockmother!!
Cockmother by fastjohnyp June 15, 2011

cockmouth 

Talking badly with a cocky attitude; to talk back.

Traces back to late 2004 when AdamQ and Christi were making rules for Christi's Canesty (pronounced kane`stir). Derived from "cocky attitude" and "bad mouth".
Example 1:
-AdamQ: Ummm... FAIL!
-Christi: Are you cockmouthing me? Refer to rule number 1, please.

Example 2:
-"OMG, that bitch was cockmouthing me behind my back!"
cockmouth by AdamQ November 25, 2004

cockamouth 

the act of putting a cock in one's mouth

derived from an IT department somewhere in westchester, inspired by one of marilyn manson's song. Make sure you emphisize cock when you say it. The era of cockamouth has begun! don't say blowjob, thats so old school!!\

Just say, I LOVE COCKAMOUTH!!!!!\
greg loves to get cockamouth all day!!

I put MY COCK in YOUR mouth!
cockamouth by sebastian & park August 19, 2007

cockmouth 

The smell/taste in one's mouth that one experiences up to 12 hours after giving a man a bj.
Despite the fact that she blacked out, Sarah-Jane knew she gave head last night because of her retched cockmouth.
cockmouth by brittani12 December 7, 2007

Cockmouth 

1.A person you'd think loves the cock in their mouth.


2. Someone who you'd think would give the best blowjobs.
1.That guy the other day probably loves the cockmouth


2. Did you see that girl the other day at the pub? I bet she gives some mean cockmouth.
Cockmouth by Cozza_4123 February 7, 2009