Cockasian

An Asian ethnicity from the country Cock. These types of Asians may appear white, but they’re actually Asian.

Person 1: hey man! What’s your ethnicity?
Person 2: Oh I’m cockasian.
Person 1: Oh caucasian, so white?
Person 2: No I’m actually Asian. Cockasian

Person 1: Oh you’re from cock? They have the best food there!
Person 2: Yep!

by Brattybratbrat123 March 22, 2019

cockasian

A caucasian(white) guy with an asian sized penis.

Sarah: That dude is always chillen with those skinny asian girls.

Shane: It's because he's a cockasian.

by bagabaga December 12, 2010

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

Cockeria

noun - a place that provides penises or a place to which you go to obtain penises of all shapes and colors.

Jack - "Hey Jill, where are you headed?"

Jill - "To the cockeria up the hill, I'm so hungry!"

by heyitshank January 7, 2011

Cockerian

A resident of Cockerton in the North of England

Wow look its a cockerian.

by LiveLaughLoveSpanish December 5, 2021

mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008