cockjugger

The cheesey look that every model seems to have in cosmetics comercials.

Linda Evangelista sure has a cockjugger's grin in the new revlon ad.

by ezekiel June 25, 2003

Cock Jumper

noun. Cock Jumper:
A girl so desperately sluty that she will try to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or already passed out; undressing him and literally jumping on his cock.

verb. To Cock Jump:
When a girl of questionable morals attempts to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or unconscious.

"Yo, that Melissa girl is a total cock jumper, she took my boxers off and tried to do me"

"Be careful with her, she'll wait till you're passed out and will cock jump you!"

by BinyB April 14, 2010

Cockumber

Cockumber is a way of saying Cucumber that makes people thing about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there Cockumbers in this salad?

by Cockumber September 4, 2018

Cockcumber

Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.

Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.

by PimpmasterHDWQ November 3, 2010

Cockumference

The circumference of the penis

It's not just the length of Peter's dick that is so impressive but the cockumference, now that's truly a schlong dong.
Of course someday it will be silver.

by CanUbReal June 21, 2018