cockgoblin

Any male who takes an interest in sucking and/or fondling other males' cocks.

Qarxu just can't keep himself away from Mhalgrim's cock: what a cockgoblin!

by Dmitry November 19, 2003

Cockgoblin

An arrogant person who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually found in school, these people attempt to act like they are the bees knees, but end up looking like enormous douchebags. Cockgoblin can also refer to a short, fat child who makes sex jokes.

The cockgoblin walked around the locker hall with a swagger like he was the best thing to happen to this world.

by SnoopSloth April 5, 2015

cockgobblin

A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.

Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

Cock gobbling slut waffle

A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.

Dude, your sister is a Cock gobbling slut waffle!

by Thiccdaddywithaq November 2, 2018

cockwomblingspunkflute

(noun) A person, more often male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or spouting constant untruths while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance as well as a desperate need to fit in

Stefan is a cockwomblingspunkflute of the highest order!

by RectileDysfunktion May 13, 2020

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One usually referred to as a whore. Goes around giving BJs to anyone and everyone.

Bri Thompson, enough said.

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One who partakes in the gobbling of cock usually followed by guzzling the newly produced cum.

At first, i doubted. But after i saw nino gobbling cock and guzzling the cum, i knew he was a cock gobbling cum guzzler.

by Ballzor! December 10, 2004