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Cockgobbler

One who gobbles the male genitalia
You little cockgobbler
by Olivegardenbreadstick July 23, 2017
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Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.
Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.
by jabrody August 1, 2010
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cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock
Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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cockgobbler

one who is a dick. He also would lie to friends and hang out with others, thus accepting the role of a cockgobbler.
Hey Matt, your a cockgobbler, how could you diss us.
by airfeek March 30, 2007
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cockgobbler

"Cristina gobbles a lot of cock. Cockgobbler."
by mdboi May 19, 2004
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cockgobbler

a special variety of gourmand who fills their belly with a very special variety of fried cock.
*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!
by jacques.cocteau April 25, 2007
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cockgobbler

1. an insensitive asshole.

2. one who gobbles cock.
That cockgobbler stole my ride!
by MisterMojo October 13, 2007
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