cockfight

Like a swordfight, but using your penis to attack your opponent.

They had a cockfight.

by Cummy worm February 23, 2011

cockfight

when to cocks do this
8=========DC=====8 and bash

COck fights rule

by jeremy May 7, 2003

cockfight

A masturbating contest.

She married me because I won the cockfight.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

cockfight

When your cock gets cut off by a sward.

You lost that fight like a cockfight.

by Erich April 28, 2004

Briggsy Cockfighting

A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.

I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.

Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.

by des lynam's love-gland August 4, 2009

Cockfighting Society

Slang on the Awkward Zombie forums for Pokemon. Coded right into the system that the word Pokemon is automatically changed to Cockfighting Society

Guy:Have you played Cockfighting Society Black or White version yet?

Other Guy:No, I plan to buy one or the other this weekend, and im still playing Cockfighting Society SoulSilver anyway.

by TooMuchToast June 10, 2011

Legal Cockfighting

Legal Cockfighting is a play on words, cock means chicken or penis, and cockfighting means fighting chickens, legal way is fighting your penises, 2 males duke it out with natural lightsabers. (Black people are OP in this game)

Person 1: Dude did you see how Kevin took out Mark last night? that was insane!

Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.

by koolbirb March 4, 2022