cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Cockrank

Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.

Yeah Lauren, crank dat ass! Crank it up fucker! Gimme da Cockrank

by Chuck Bucket April 8, 2005

cockrangler

One who rangles a cock

Shut up cockrangler

by seski October 5, 2003

cockcranium

A possibly more acceptable way of saying dickhead.

"Wanna go out with me?"
"No way, cockcranium!"

by Taylor R September 28, 2005

Cockerang

A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.

David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

cocktranize

The act of lying about your partner’s penis size, by saying that it is “big”.

Don’t cocktranize me Sharon, I know mine is just average sized.

by asstrozombie December 1, 2021

Cockerian

A resident of Cockerton in the North of England

Wow look its a cockerian.

by LiveLaughLoveSpanish December 5, 2021