Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011

cockamamie

1) adj. foolish, silly, unreasonable.

2)v. to have sexual intercourse with the dead widow of Dwight D. Eisenhower.

1) Invading Iraq was a cockamamie idea.

2) I wanna cockamamie but the best I can do is get a handjob from Ladybird Johnson.

by Polly Tiki January 18, 2005

cockamamie

Trifling; nearly valueless.

Bond, James Bond, told a cockamamie story.

by Ozzie August 21, 2003

cockamamyism

some goofyism, to do something goofy
or fish divorce

-energizingcandy & juniberrywoah

“thats some cockamamyism”
“what”

“me and my fish husband just got a divorce”
“cockamamyism”

by juniberrywoah March 27, 2022

Cockema

The act of manually injecting fluid by means of a squirting apparatus in to the male urethra. Similar to a female douche.

Bro, brush your teeth, your breath smells like a cockema.

by Mayday1132 August 16, 2021

Cockamamie

Crazy malevolent

This Great Reset thing is so cockamamie, it being from the root of all evil will kill us and all life on earth.

by Book o Mark December 19, 2023

cockamamie

Jane Austin's way to use the word "cock" with impunity

Cockamamie poppycock, I need to marry a rich man!

by N0C0D3 May 14, 2024