cockjockey

One who mounts and rides the yock.

dude you ride so much sausage you're the Kentucky Derby Champion of cockjockeys.

by Kale23 September 15, 2009

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

Grumps - imforums.com admin.

by Wayne King November 15, 2004

Cockjokey

Referring to someone who whilst driving is trying to race ahead for no real reason, typically you would catch up to them at the next set of lights

Look at you ya cockjokey no real reason to speed was there ya knob

by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

cock donkey

1. Someone who is overall annoying/ exhibits chode like qualities

2. Can be used to describe a whore, the reference being that s/he is a packmule for cocks

3. An insult on Halo 2's X-Box Live service

1. God, Bill is such a cock donkey. He keeps singing that retarded song.

2. What a cock donkey, I mean, look at her. She was the 'life' of the party.

3. Quit team killing you fucking cock donkey!

by Jack Tcka June 18, 2006

cockjockey

A Person who rides male poultry

"That cock runs fast when he has a good cock jockey riding him"

by Truckle August 24, 2003

cockmonkey

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.

Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock

by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009