cockagawea

A guy who helps his best friend out by telling him someone that he can definitely hook up with and still have a healthy social reputation. He assist all in the exploration of the female body and is notorious for knowing the nature of women.

Brain: Dude, we have to get you laid tonight.

Kevin: Lead the way, cockagawea.

by Onewhoguidescocks May 2, 2010

Cockaraoke

Using a cock/penis as a microphone to sing karaoke .

saturday nights are cockaraoke nights at Hilda and Howard's house...

by Vegalicious October 13, 2016

Cockshackled

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.

1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.

by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018

Cockshake

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

cockshank

General offensive term - usually placed in a lengthy insult-string for a bit of variance.

First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.

A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'

by ~swan July 1, 2005

Cockamawhacker

A cockamawhacker is a device used to sever the male reproductive organ of large, husky, 50 year old men. It utilizes a large propane torch with an electric spark igniter and a series of razer blades which arrange to form a 4" wide circle, which then is heated by the torch. You rip the pull cord as hard as possible once heated, then the blades close in rapidly to form an even smaller circle, continuosly shrinking until it closes, completely incapacitating the phallus of the victim. They usually cost around $32.

Abductor: "Do you know this is?"
Victim: "No."
Abductor: "Let me give you a demonstration. This is called a cockamawhacker."

*severs cock*

"EXTREME BRUH MOMENT!"

by Tarnished Balls May 7, 2020

CockHawk

A woman who when on the lookout for potential romantic and/or sexual partners has a sharp and deserning eye. Once she spots her prize she swoops in confidenly. She loves tight jeans. Much akin to traditionally male sexual behaviour she knows what she wants and isn't ashamed to go on the hunt in pursuit of it. She isn't necessarily permiscuous. But is a unique and sometimes unfortunately misunderstood type of bird.

"That girl was flirting with him all night. She seemed to really be admiring his grey sweatpants. What a cockhawk."

by Meowms February 3, 2025