Cocktales

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cocktale

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

by cocktaler January 2, 2011

cocktale

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

cockstable

The opposite of Constable, a made up word used as an alternative to saying cuntstable. May be applied to law enforcement officers, by association.

Bob: "How ya goin', old Cockstable?
Jim: "Not bad, old bean."

Jay: "He's a member, alright, a member of the Cockstabulary."

by bigBADbenny September 11, 2006

Prawn cocktailed that n4p

when some1 complete owns somebody

for instance killing some1 with a ump

"i just prawn cocktailed that n4p

by Addition April 15, 2008

Cockable

A girl who isn't really beautiful, but, actually you'd like to have sex with her gladly.

What do you think about Anna? Oh, not so pretty, but if i find her on the floor after two long island...i'll f**k her smoothly. She's cockable.
Look over there! Have you seen Anna? Yep, tonight she's cockable with that shorts.

by OrniCento November 24, 2016

Cocktale

A Pre-Mixed THINK to 'consume'. A powerful 'Tool' of THe* Right-Wing Narrative Constraction*.

FIIRE-up an Ad Campain, PIN a Cocktale on it, 'Name' a Cocktail after it and call it Pregress*.

by PartisanZ June 19, 2022