Cock Monger

Someone who sells cock, a Pimp with male hoes.

girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?

girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.

by Frank FAZ November 8, 2009

Cock Monger

Some one who is obsessed with mens cocks mostly used to describe gay ass men.

Jack: whats up fag
Gerard: Shut up cock monger!

by ICP- boogie woogie wu December 15, 2006

Cock Monger

A really poor whore who will perform sexual acts for money

That cock monger will do anything for five dollars

by James Aaron Smith February 26, 2008

cock-monger

A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.

My "friend" set up his cock-mongering stall at the beach.

by Shaylen September 21, 2006

Cock-Monger

A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke

Dude you're such a Cock-Monger!

by Duke Nukem's Pet Rhino July 26, 2012

raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash

Lala,your such a raging cock monger

by I am Rex August 10, 2009

knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009