Cocknocker

To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it

"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)

by Bensonator March 28, 2004

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.

by The 4 guys who use Jolene for SEX August 19, 2003

cocknocker

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.

"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"

by n1n74 March 16, 2004

Cocksocker

Nickname for whoever performs the art of dancing in front of a web-cam with his genitalia dressed in a sock.

Vag-sock has yet to be seen.

"Did you see Travis last night? he invented the cock-sock tradition on BlogTV!" "Yea, he's such a cocksocker."

by Wrim July 19, 2009

CockSmocker

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.

John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"

by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004