cockflush

An adjective used to describe a situation reminiscent of the mess that comes (or rather cums) at the end of masturbation.

I spent the first half of saturday morning dealing with the cockflush.

by CanTheSpam January 17, 2006

Cocklashing

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.

James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear

by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017

cocklash

noun - the male sexual organ hair, typically called "pubes" on the male specimen are referred to by men of culture as cocklashes

Male 1: Why are there so many hairs in the shower drain, are you balding?
Male 2: No, I was trimming my cocklashes.

by Serotonin H July 4, 2021