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cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.
Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.
cockbender by Virusite October 17, 2003

cockblunder 

A cockblunder is a giant mistake usually caused by overlooking a very obvious situation or circumstance.
"You put your penis in the toaster?!?! That's a cockblunder if I've ever seen one!"
cockblunder by Krin Gabbard July 29, 2005

cockbender

One who painfully bends cock
That prostitute was a real cockbender
cockbender by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

Cockbender

Someone who has the ability to bend cocks with their mind
The whole world was almost stuck in the grasp of a cockbender
Cockbender by Sovietunion98 August 8, 2021