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cockums

penis; male genitalia; related to cock
Love that cockums of yours.
by 007 November 16, 2004
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coccupied

When one's homosexual friend is occupied (on the recieving end) and cannot make it to the pub for a round of darts.
Hey man, is Ralph coming down for a pint tonight?
Nah, he said he will be fully coccupied tonight his new boyfriend Alex will be balls deep by now.

Steve picked up 2 policemen last night and was doubly coccupied so didn't make it to the game.
by Travisto June 4, 2007
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Cockumentary

A current example of a cockumentary would be HBO's "Behind the Candleabra" (Starring Michael Douglass and Matt Damon), which is a documentary about Liberacé.
by Aaron Hungwell June 13, 2013
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COPCUM

COPCUM:
Is the secretion of semen in el pantalones when a cop is touched ever so lightly anywhere within 6 inches of the penile
region and a two second dick touch🍆💦👖
Girl I got Copcumed tonight and we ain’t even did shit!
by OrangutanTTS91 June 5, 2021
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coccimiglio

Another word for making a girl orgasm......
OH......OH...... im coccimiglio'ing!!!!!

wow i have never coccimiglio'ed that many times in one hour.... wow
by S-C-O DUB February 4, 2010
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coccupy

To get over an ex-lover by means of sex with other (preferably more attractive) partners. As the word suggests, it is implied that at least one cock is involved in said intimacy, but if you're a lesbian feel free to use it freely because no one really gives a shit, esp. if you intend to use a strap-on. Such relations are more often just casual sex, but who knows, maybe you'll end up in a relationship that is equally as unsatisfying as the previous one. Go get 'em Tiger.
Serena: I'm still not over Matt, I just miss him. I need something to distract me from this break up...

Jackie: Gurrl, see that fresh meat over there? Looks like you need to coccupy yourself.
by Jacquefeline March 5, 2013
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Slimy cuccumber

When someone with a rather warty penis lubes up and enters deep into a blue waffle.
I slipped sarah the slimy cuccumber last night
by CptWondertoes August 24, 2017
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