Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

by Prick Police March 9, 2014

cockknocker

1. One who knocks cocks. 2. Someone who is a complete idiot or clutz. See jerkoff.

You're such a stupid cockknocker!

by Do me big time May 23, 2003

Hobknocker

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

hobknocker

one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

by scenesinner February 7, 2009

cockknocker

Mark Hamill's part in Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

Now whos balls have been busted bitch? BONG!!

by FhillyMan October 12, 2003

hobknocker

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017

cob knocker

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.

Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!

by Wiseman July 28, 2006