Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

Finger Cobbing

A sexual act where holding a cob of corn is simulated by inserting between one and three fingers into the mouth, and either the vagina or anus.

Veronique got finger cobbed at the hot-house party! She totes loves finger cobbing.

by Beryl January 1, 2017

Cobbing

The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.

Heading to the bar tonight to hook up, but I'm broke so I just did a little cobbing before going.

by gekkman May 15, 2023

Chobbling

eating and/or munching loudly - West Midlands saying

stop chobbling your food

by Yampy February 21, 2015

Cobbing

Using Corn on the cob as sexual toy on girl, then after her climax, he eats it.

that girl is down for some good Cobbing!

by Cobber for life April 3, 2011

Cobbing

to tackle violently or slam down

Susan Hayne was seen cobbing Betsy onto a glass table

by Dewey Oxner April 1, 2008

Cobbing

To project one's own personality or way of thinking onto someone else.

"If they were hungry they would do this." "No if you were hungry then you would do that. You're cobbing."
"Nobody pours milk before cereal" "No you don't pour milk before cereal. You're cobbing."

by Quip Logic February 2, 2015