Clunge Clog

The act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary.

The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.

Person 1: Hey, look Aimee's dancing with that guy, should we move away?

Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!

by gonzo89cb October 17, 2009

cludgeroo

A vagina that is abnormally deep, resembling a digeredoo.

Man, she had a proper cludgeroo, I went all the way in and I was nearly touching her lungs!

by Mojo-hobo December 2, 2007

Clunge bill

A clunge bill is the amount of money you spend on your woman.

Damn! My clunge bill is high this month, the cinema, the restaurant and all that lingerie for her.

by Stabs McCoy August 9, 2012

Clerge

Refers to the action of violating a minor in the confession box

Pope Francis on his private story “You just got clerged!”

Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her

Past Tense: You just got clerged!

by The_Clerger June 9, 2023

Scandanavian clunge biscuit

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen

Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront March 5, 2019

Clunge Hammer

Penis, dick, that what you stick in clunge.

I rammed my clunge hammer right up your mums fanny.

by GratteBruvver November 28, 2010

Clunge gunge

A sticky liquid which lubricates the walls of the vagina which is produced during sexual arousal.

After fingering her i subtly wiped her Clunge gunge on the pillow case.

by JHRW May 15, 2008