a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.
by scaredinburlington August 25, 2009
A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.
by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009
if you call someone a clunker it is the worst insult you could ever through at someone.
1.It can mean a specy person,
2.a thick person,
3.someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,
4.someone nobody likes
5.someone who shits out of stuff
6.if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.
1.It can mean a specy person,
2.a thick person,
3.someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,
4.someone nobody likes
5.someone who shits out of stuff
6.if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.
1. "fuck off clunker"
2. " that grahams pure clunker"
3. " i think its sad for that clunker boy "
4. " Shut it ya clunker "
5. " u pure clunkered that "
6. " i just clunkered u "
2. " that grahams pure clunker"
3. " i think its sad for that clunker boy "
4. " Shut it ya clunker "
5. " u pure clunkered that "
6. " i just clunkered u "
by someone specially funny February 16, 2006
A joke that's funny, but not witty at all. Like a pun. Often very obvious jokes. Related to 'clunky'. Often "d'oh" and silences follow these "jokes".
People that make these clunkers generally think they are hilarious, but they are not. They are just idiots.
People that make these clunkers generally think they are hilarious, but they are not. They are just idiots.
Amy: Man that geometry test was tough.
Jeremy: Yeah, but remember, without geometry, life is pointless ! ! *Laughs Loudly*
Amy: D'oh. That's not even funny Jeremy, that's a fucking awful clunker.
Jeremy: Do you want to go on a date?
Amy: No you fucktard.
Jeremy: Yeah, but remember, without geometry, life is pointless ! ! *Laughs Loudly*
Amy: D'oh. That's not even funny Jeremy, that's a fucking awful clunker.
Jeremy: Do you want to go on a date?
Amy: No you fucktard.
by The Joke Master March 15, 2012
by clunkermagnet October 14, 2010
The final sake bomb that puts you over the edge at a sushi restaurant is called a Clunker based on the sound it makes when one foolishly and drunkenly slams it in the glass.
by AJ Lickits July 07, 2017
A dirty chunk of snow and ice that builds up inside a car fender in the winter (and eventually falls off). Also known as a car booger or a slurd.
I wish they'd fix that road; it gets so many potholes after a thaw that it knocks all the clunkers off everyone's cars.
by Aaron of Minneapolis January 23, 2008