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clubber lange 

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.
I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!
clubber lange by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Clubber's Confusion 

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.
Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?
Clubber's Confusion by Mischu22 August 14, 2010

clubber langed 

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
clubber langed by Fav February 13, 2008

clubber lang 

You ever seen the movie Rocky 3? Rocky fights Mr. T's character: Clubber Lang. There is a great scene in the movie where there is a slow-motion close-up of Clubber Lang pounding the shit out of Rocky. The camera is focused on Lang's extremely mean face.

So, the slang definition of "Clubber Lang" is:
verb - the act of making a mean facial expression (by a female) to a male who has unsuccessfully tried to make sexual advances, or "Spit Game".
Yo, i tried to tell that chic near the reggae jawn that she looked good; she just clubber langed me and walked away!
clubber lang by Dobber April 8, 2005

Clubber langed 

When you let a big black man beat it up like Rocky in the meat freezer
"Omg girl, I got clubber langed last night and now I can't walk right"
Clubber langed by Cluber Lang December 15, 2018

Clubber Kidd 

see 'Cum Gutter'
Clubber Kidd by hoisin & plum September 2, 2003