A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.
Text messageconversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
You ever seen the movie Rocky 3? Rocky fights Mr. T's character: Clubber Lang. There is a great scene in the movie where there is a slow-motion close-up of Clubber Lang pounding the shit out of Rocky. The camera is focused on Lang's extremely mean face.
So, the slang definition of "Clubber Lang" is:
verb - the act of making a mean facial expression (by a female) to a male who has unsuccessfully tried to make sexual advances, or "Spit Game".
Yo, i tried to tell that chic near the reggae jawn that she looked good; she just clubber langed me and walked away!