clownshoe

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

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Clownsong

A website of a man forcing his butthole open to a size greater than a bowling ball, while very entertaining circus music is playing in the background.

Dude 1: "Yo Zach I just had the biggest crap! My anus was like Clownsong!"

Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"

by MikeTdawgg November 11, 2012

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clownwhore

a female who applies an excessive amout of make up to her face especally around the eye area.

god that girl looks like a clownwhore

by coochiecrook503 September 6, 2003

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clownstomp

To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp but is slightly more humorous.

Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.

Ashlee Simpson got clownstomped by her band on SNL.

by samnite July 25, 2008

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Clownshoeing

Verb: an act of placing yourself into a conversation/situation that you weren't invited to by standing very closely to people, or the group of people.

Noun: He is standing there clownshoeing that guy.

You are talking to a guy or girl and the clownshoer comes over and stands between you, as if they are wearing clownshoes.

Tony: Dude, I was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when Mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.

Scott: Dude, what a clownshoer.

by TMoney34 August 16, 2010

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