clownshoes

Something or someone that pretty much sucks ass.

My mate: 'Did you see "Da Ali G Show" last night mate?'
Me: 'Nah mate. Its fucking Clown Shoes"

by Leemondo McDizzle November 03, 2003

Clownshoes

The lowest of the low. The only thing lower than a clown is his shoes.

Some fucking pair of clownshoes has stolen little retarded Jimmy's wheelchair.

by Yaroond Mahmoud February 15, 2016

clownshoes

Adjective describing unfair corporate or government decisions/policies.

These subway prices are clownshoes.

That's clownshoes they made you pay that parking fine.

by Tim September 08, 2003

clownshoes

a noun that is rather dumb, stupid and/or goofy. also somthing big, red and size 34.

that nigga is straight clown shoes.

rob - lets go drink a 40 of O.E.

Jake - fuck O.E., that shits straight clownshoes.

rob - c'mon dude.

Jake - I'm lookin at somthin big, red and size 34

by 518 Lake Boys BLC January 22, 2006

Clownshoe

1) Clownshoe is mostly used as a subtle word used to describe banging your women. It can be used for any form of sexual pleasure.

2)It can be used to mean anything you want it to be.

1) "Yo man i clownshoed your mom last night!!"

"Last night i had my clownshoe sucked SEVEN TIMES!"

2) "you little clownshoe"

"whats for dinner mom? clownshoe spaggetti again for the love of clownshoe"

by hjhjhjhjhjhjhj August 30, 2006

Clownshoe

The ultimate weapon of choice

"he was packing a clownshoe when Danny Rodriguez was killed at the DmV"

by Brad March 16, 2003

Clownshoes

A kid with big feet, head fat, and an insatiable appetite, and is considered by many a total waste of space. Also see fatass.

David, you're fucking clownshoes!

by Klepto01 November 30, 2006