When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery
by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019
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Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.
How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.
They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.
They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names
ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)
SamiSabotage
DropDeadDez
KimmyCakes
JoshMosh
AlexAnonymous.
The list goes on
Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.
How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.
They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.
They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names
ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)
SamiSabotage
DropDeadDez
KimmyCakes
JoshMosh
AlexAnonymous.
The list goes on
Normal person has just bought a nice fitted jacket but then encounters some clownies
CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible
Normal person:
no i got it from camden market
Next day:
Clownie2:
whered you get that jacket from?
CLOWNIE:
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.
CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible
Normal person:
no i got it from camden market
Next day:
Clownie2:
whered you get that jacket from?
CLOWNIE:
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.
by Olihime May 5, 2009
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To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp but is slightly more humorous.
Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.
Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.
by samnite July 25, 2008
Get the clownstomp mug.A sub genre of Drum and Bass, charecterised by big "wobbly" basslines with a simple structure, usually consisting of a 3 note progression. The swing beat is used excessively in this simplistic form of dnb. These travesties of electronic music are popular with pill munching plebs who delight in nothing better than flailing their arms about and jumping up and down like a muppet plugged into the mains socket. This phenomena seems to generate a lot of money for the producers of such a formulaic style due to the "common raver" being the lowest common denominator the dj has to cater for.
by Solja June 5, 2005
Get the clownstep mug.Noun: A bowler hat usually made from cheap felt, decorated as though it were a clown and also wearing it's own smaller hat on top of the main hat
Rich: The clowninson is such a great hat!
Frank: Yeah, probably my favorite ever hat
Sam: The clowninson is in the microwave!!
Frank and Rich: We gotta rescue the clowny-d, its hilarious!
Frank: Yeah, probably my favorite ever hat
Sam: The clowninson is in the microwave!!
Frank and Rich: We gotta rescue the clowny-d, its hilarious!
by hevyman March 30, 2009
Get the Clowninson mug.Its an adjective used to desribe someone/something that has done something so wrong so bad you didnt know whether to call them a clown or down
It is a mixture of downie and clown. Since mong became offensive this became a common term within my comments of multiple accounts mocking freaks. This is a fresh word used in many situation.
It is a mixture of downie and clown. Since mong became offensive this became a common term within my comments of multiple accounts mocking freaks. This is a fresh word used in many situation.
“how did u fail that test u clownie”
*someone fucked it* “omg you’re clownie”
“What a bunch of clownies”
*someone fucked it* “omg you’re clownie”
“What a bunch of clownies”
by discoyellowfish January 27, 2021
Get the Clownie mug.Political Ideology following the traits and beliefs of clowns. Clownism promotes cars with doors that fall off and a large production of custard pies as well as big red noses and silly clothes.
Clownism isnt respected and isnt adopted by any country except there has been talk of all the worlds clowns uniting together and taking over Ohio in the U.S. they will take Ohio, rename it JOKEHIO and make its leader Bippo the Clown supreme lord.
Clownism isnt respected and isnt adopted by any country except there has been talk of all the worlds clowns uniting together and taking over Ohio in the U.S. they will take Ohio, rename it JOKEHIO and make its leader Bippo the Clown supreme lord.
"One Nation, One People, One Supreme Clown"
"Clowns of the world unite under Bippo"
"No Clown will let the enemy set foot in Jokehio!"
"Clowns of the world unite under Bippo"
"No Clown will let the enemy set foot in Jokehio!"
by Adam Clarke August 12, 2004
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