clowncar

1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.

Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.

That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.

George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.

The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.

Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.

by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007

clownfarm

modern American corporations. their cluelessness and lack of social responsibility makes them fertile breeding grounds for asshats, clowns, idiots. Easily identified by their near complete lack of common sense, ethic or scruples. A definition that goes beyond the more common cubefarm

I worked as am engineer in 3 different auto industry clownfarms over the years. Not a one of them had a clue concerning what they were doing.

Today a business degree no longer guarantees one a job on the clownfarms.

by thirdstoned November 2, 2010

Clownfest

An area populated by clowns, goofs, idiots etc.

Dion: "Bruh I just went to Walmart to grab my Ps5 and people were fuckin attacking me n shit"

Mark: "Yeah bro Wally is always a clownfest"

by laidtorest December 1, 2020

Albuquerque Clowncar

Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.

After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

clownarchy

noun. A system or regime of corruption by which clowns make celebrities of non-celebrities.

"All the President's men made hot messes of themselves during a riotous clownarchy." -Vanity Glare, 2018 Feb

by @RealityWinner February 18, 2018

crownhart

it is the combining of a crown and a heart minus the e in the word heart. it is a clan found in minnisota and has moved around the U.S. of A. they are fucking awesome people who will steal whoever whenever and can out run dogs by walking. they can pull off the afro look but cannot be black. maybe asian but not black. i again repeat....they are FUCKING awesome people!!!!!!!!!!!! who are pretty damn hott i might add. they are smarties and will not go out with average people starting with the letters a-g. they are too good for them. hells to the yes.

"lets get us some crownharts."
"naww man my name is chester."

by shanobie riquell January 22, 2008

clowntaro

IS A CLOWN!!! A LITERALLY FUCKING CLOWN ! DOES DUMB THINGS BUT IS CUTE 🐷💕AND THAT PINK TIP... GODDDAAMNN... I.. I MEAN THE CLOWN NOSE TIP....

Person 1: who is he?

Person 2: Nah he's a clown call him clowntaro

by anonymous November 6, 2022