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ClownMonger

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.
by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009
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Clownsong

A website of a man forcing his butthole open to a size greater than a bowling ball, while very entertaining circus music is playing in the background.
Dude 1: "Yo Zach I just had the biggest crap! My anus was like Clownsong!"

Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"
by MikeTdawgg November 11, 2012
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ClownSong

clownsong=goatse plus sound. both music and pain.
by E(0)3 November 6, 2010
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clowndong

Noun.

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
"Did you notice Bobo's clowndong was looking a little obvious at little Bobby's birthday party?"
"Did you see Bob drunk and naked at the office luncheon? Man, he's got quite the clowndong!"
"Damn it Bill! Give me back my money - don't be such a clowndong!"
"Mmm - chocolate clowndongs!"
by Mepha June 29, 2005
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Clam chowdown

"Now I'm not saying she's a lesbian but, wouldn't be surprised if she liked to preform the good ol' clam chowdown"
by Mr Mc Flop March 30, 2019
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Clownsona

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.
"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Clownsonas are a type of persona."
by SymbolTheClown May 16, 2017
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Clowntown

How many of the football (soccer) world refer to Charlton Athletic FC in recognition for their hilarious attempts at playing the beautiful game. Clowntown are known for moaning at every opportunity and their support which is mainly made up of pikey glory-hunters.
Manchester City Fan: I hate Manchester United the most, what football team do you have the most?
Crystal Palace Fan: Definately Clowntown.
by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004
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