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An Online-Amish word for a person who makes a fool of him/her self online in a vain attempt at winning a political argument; usually with false information.
Man, that clow really can't stop putting quarters into the dick-punching machine.
Clow by G Rooster December 29, 2022
Related Words

clow talker 

a low talker who morphs into a close talker
a low talker who speaks to you from across the room-drawing you closer and closer to hear- until you're trapped-"that damn clow talker got me again"
clow talker by ralphieK October 23, 2006

Harry Clow 

Popular actor and skinhead in the movie American History X; he plays the bass and generally is a go-getter when it comes to the ladies. Dated co-star Sara Ferrar and his former anger management counselor Chrissy Greulich.
Harry Clow- "Did u know i play the bass? it makes me a hunk of a man!"
Harry Clow by Mattbranplacebo July 17, 2009

clickity-clow 

A positive or a negative reaction for any person, place, thing, or event.
Guy 1: "The Giants won the Super Bowl?"
Guy 2: "Clickity-clow."

Guy 3: "One word to describe that bartender? Clickity-clow."
clickity-clow by Schfanzon12 July 6, 2011

cameron clow 

A small blonde kid who likes football and swearing
cameron clow by Sam Ovey February 23, 2024

Ghetto Clown 

An unsophisticated black man with absolutely no class whatsoever. A black man that will wear

sneakers and a twisted hat to a black tie event. They find it impossible to speak intelligently,

will always speak in ebonics and use past tenses, no matter the subject of conversation. You

can take the man out of the ghetto, but you can never take the ghetto out of the man.
Did you see Russell Simmons wearing the football jersey over his black tie and tuxedo? What a ghetto clown that guy is!
Ghetto Clown by Mikey Boyer October 27, 2013