Butt Chunging

The act of stabbing one’s flaccid penis in the tip with a fork of any kind, and snaking it up another’s ass hole; then proceeding to get and erection and killing the other person via internal explosion of blood from the penis.

The whore was likely killed by butt chunging when the man left with from the bar last night.

by PistachioBoiii May 20, 2019

counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.

"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."

by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017

bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 31, 2011

clowning

Being played or treated as a joke

“Dang john was clowning with Sally’s feelings”

by beingclownedon July 12, 2019

naked lounging

is the refusal to get dressed immediately after a shower in order to extend naked time. Usually spent lying on your bed either applying lotion, doing nothing or masturbating just because you damn like it.

I took great pics of myself during naked lounging.

Naked lounging is great! I love the way my junk air dries!!

I pluck the hair from my balls during naked lounging.

I always do a pussy check in the mirror when I naked lounge.

by Vagina Mae August 30, 2010

Counting Teslas

A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.

Oh sweetie, put your phone down and let’s just play Counting Teslas all the way home.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019