clot

one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity

Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.

by tom February 19, 2003

clot

An aborted fetus.

Dude, why do those anti-abortion assholes have to carry around posters with pictures of clots on them?

by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

Clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

by Tod is gay September 23, 2017

Clot

The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot

Oh Douglas... You clot!

by AhoyBritannia December 22, 2012

Clotted

Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!

yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.

by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 2, 2016

clotting

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.

jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!

by dawntodusk December 22, 2004

Clots

In school where people in groups take up space in a hallway talking cause tight traiffic in the school

Sorry I was late for class there were so many clots in the hallway

by Aaayboi September 14, 2017