closurdo

A big ass bias bitch who nobody wants to be asscociated with

look at that fucking closurdo

by ye boi parzival June 19, 2018

coffee is for closers only

you don’t rest until you close the deal

"Hey, where are you going? Coffee is for closers only. You should finish your shift"

by Seedosan May 19, 2014

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

Closure

To gain a sense of resolution weather it be mental, physical, ot spiritual.

Husband: why did you go see your ex who is about to serve life in prison without even telling me??

Whore Wife: boy boo , I needed that closure , cry about it then

by Herman Williams April 21, 2018

closer

in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner

- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005

Closer

Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.

"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God."

by reznor = god August 1, 2007

Closure Fuck

when you done with this nigga but you gotta get one final nut to confirm. closure fuck

"Yeah, me and Kendra are done, but I had to get one last closure fuck last Tuesday."

by haleyohbaby June 15, 2018