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Cloomer

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/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.
"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"
by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020
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Kenneth Cloonan

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.
by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018
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choothar

A silly person; descriptive of the actions/characteristics of a foolish or eccentric person. A goon.
"Groico came in last night after 8 tins of Double Dutch and he was acting like a right choothar."


(from the 'Owl of Choothar', which was known to fly around and hoot during daylight hours, contrary to the typical behaviour of its species.)
by Smith. January 13, 2009
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chooty

noun.

Derives from the root words Chen and booty, this term was popularized on Twitter. Refers to the two firm, perky, and pretty cheeks owned by Chen of EXO, said to be comparable to speedbumps on roads due to their perfect curvature. Chooty has an official fanclub called EXO CBX.
1. Didn’t Baekhyun of EXO CBX say chooty was as smooth as an apple? No wonder they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
2. I heard that chooty has never left Top 3 in the EXO Butt charts, that’s super impressive
by Chooty Professor August 27, 2019
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Cloob

Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.
Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”
by Blair Sally December 7, 2019
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A George Clooney

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.
Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.
by Fatterry November 24, 2017
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Cloomer

An unconditional fan of the "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" animated TV series, set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. The typical cloomer is an adolescent or adult male who has watched the various Star Wars TV shows religiously, however he has never read any book or comic and only possesses an extremely shallow knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe from Youtube videos.

The cloomer does not take criticism against his favorite show well. Although it was evidently aimed a young audience, he will insist at every turn that it is not a "kid's show" due to the "mature" themes approached by the series. While reasonable discussion can be had with a cloomer on this subject, one should be extremely cautious not to openly criticize the show's producer Dave Filoni, who has become a figure of worship for them, as exemplified by the popular posts on r/prequelmemes.

Dave Filoni is believed by the cloomers to be one of the precious few at Lucasfilm who "respects" Star Wars Legends material after the debacle of the Sequel Trilogy. This particular allegation is far from the truth, as The Clone Wars has been highly controversial for retconning and mutilating major aspects of established Legends lore, notably the Clone Wars Multimedia project. Any discussion of this topic with a cloomer is however futile given their willful ignorance of the books and comics, and nothing will dissuade them that Filoni is "the Chosen One", who will bring Star Wars into a new golden age.
"Dave Filoni is such an amazing Star Wars fan. He's the only one who truly appreciates Legends at Disney. We are so lucky he's still here! I'll suck his dick for a Revan show!!"
"Lmao, OK Cloomer"
by Cloomer5555 May 21, 2021
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