clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)
"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."
by RyanBingham February 18, 2013
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Clooney

A synonym for tit fucking. Especially applied to tit-fucking women with large breasts. Emergence after the 2007 Academy Awards when a noticeably tipsy George Clooney was seen leading a rather shell shocked (and well endowed) Jennifer Hudson off stage.
Jeff: Did you see Jennifer Hudson....
Brett: ..yeah, Clooney, titfucks her backstage
Jeff: You mean he clooneys her
Brett: Yes.
by Strafus July 25, 2007
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CLOONEY

Clooney as in George Clooney.
A So So Tv actor of 80's,90's who suddenly someone thought belongs on the Big Screen
Has won an Oscar,But the majority of his movies are B.O. Poision and yet the mother fucker keeps acting
Known to make movies Only* he * wants to see

The older Ben Afflack,only marginally more talented..but barely
"Dude,Let's go See Men who Stare At Goats"

Dude#2:"Fuck dat,I don't wanna see dat shit it's A CLOONEY"
by SexySADY December 17, 2011
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Clooneyed

The act of dumping baby powder, flour, or some other white powder in your friend's hair to give them that ever so sexy salt-and-pepper look George Clooney rocks to hell; a prank similar to antiquing that's made even funnier by its witty pop culture reference.
His ass got Clooneyed!
by brace yourself December 27, 2007
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A George Clooney

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.
Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.
by Fatterry November 24, 2017
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Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.
I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.
by gclooney May 26, 2009
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clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong
those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!
by bezel333 January 1, 2006
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