by tanuki August 16, 2005
That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'
She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
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"Doctor wait! You've mixed the incorrect genetic specimens! We've made Clonges!"
"Ah well, put them with the rest of the Clonges..."
The Nurse stacks the babies on a cart and rolls them out of the room.
"Ah well, put them with the rest of the Clonges..."
The Nurse stacks the babies on a cart and rolls them out of the room.
by puddlespond May 06, 2021