Clomp

when a girl jerks you so hard the skin rips.

Dude i cant jerk off for a week cause tina clomped me so hard!

by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011

clomp

Shortened version of the word clomptoctic.

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

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"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."

by D-res March 22, 2005

clomp

to accidentally step on the back of someone's foot when they are walking in front of you

guy: Oops, sorry for clomping on your foot just now.
girl: that's OK, at least I'm not wearing sandals.

by muffinski February 16, 2006

clomp

shaking someones hand when they are not looking

my homeboy totally just clomped that girl from behind

by Sidmore September 19, 2003

Managerial Clomp

You know when the manager is walking down the hall because of the way they "clomp" when they walk

I'm glad I peeped that managerial clomp or I would have got caught marinatin on urban dictionary while paper chasin!!!

by smither614 April 24, 2009

Clomp stompers

Loud, ugly and abnormally large shoes. Usually the ones you see that one kid in school wearing.

My boy over here wearing some fucking CLOMP STOMPERS.

by Definitelynotyourmom February 10, 2022

Pussy Clomp

To strut it out, walk a mile, serve it ancient city style; to slay while strutting.

EX: Michael Meyers strut in the movie Halloween

“Come on girls, we gotta pussy clomp up the side of this mountain!”

by Hotandalsoslay May 30, 2023