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trad climber

A climber who is able to look at himself in the mirror and be reasonably okay with the unbathed figure staring back at him.
I've been doing a lot less drugs since I became a trad climber.
by psyched will April 24, 2011
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fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.
"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."
by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011
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Puerto Rican Fence Climbers

These are the pointy toed shoes with high platform type heels but are designed for running from the cops and climbing chain link fences in the inner city to get away.

The point of the toe easily goes into the chain link fence to allow for quick fence climbing in your escape from the cops.
That dude has some pointy looking Puerto Rican Fence Climbers.
by pete240z March 30, 2010
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Tall Climber

A short gay male top whoms sexual preference solely includes overly tall men with which to turn into his bottom.

Similiar to the term "Tree Climber" for heterosexuals, a Tall Climber is not just a short person whom likes a tall person, it is a small person whom seeks to be the alpha male over the tall person (imagine a Chihuahua having sexual relations with a Great Dane). Contrary to natural selection and the bigger being the dominate and fully inclusive of the Napoleonic Complex, but bleeding over to sexual preferences and desires, tall climbers desire to conquer everything that is larger than themselves. A typical example of this includes bending over a military guy to turn them into a snowy mountain with which the tall climber will use to climb for 12 minutes and then eventually plant his flag upon reaching the top.
"Hey Malik, who is that guy right there that just entered our group circle and won't stop starring at you?"
"Ignore him, he's probably just a tall climber."
by SoberGinger January 14, 2018
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clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.
"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."
by PD&KS October 3, 2007
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Clamber Scudd

Meaning to have caught a sexually transmitted disease or infection, one that you can only get rid off by removing the infected body part.

It is also newly adopted name for a former british member of parliament previously known as Amber Rudd. She officially and legally adopted her new name Clamber Scudd by deed poll.

While speaking with reporter for the guardian, she declared "I have never identified with my given name, and as such have decided to take the name Clamber Scudd, as I feel it reflects my inner core and being. How the fuck I became an MP is beyond me but i'll ride the gravy train for as long as I can, and if I play my cards right, I might even land a job in the EU, if not at least I have a hefty pension and a load of brown envelopes"
¨Hey man, where's Crobynov at today?"

"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping that Clamber Scudd last week and he's worried he might have caught something."
by standards drop as we get older September 7, 2019
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Tree climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber
Also see logger and ground worker
Do you like your job?
I am a tree climber!
by Lyle86 January 4, 2017
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