Clonkers

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

Clonker

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.

"That fish is a clonker"

by NAZZER April 18, 2009

9 O' Clocker

Alternate term used for an early morning turd.

Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocker.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

Cloiser

A fan of the Lois Lane and Clark Kent pairing in comics and tv shows like LaC and Smallville or the Superman movies!

Man, those Cloisers can down wild cherry martinis like crazy!

by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009

Clonkers

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.

Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.

by FisherFitzpatricks April 20, 2011

Clonker

Clonker, someone who clonks.

What fucking clonker man
Or
Look at that group of clonkers

by Iriserhi November 19, 2019

4 o'clocker

A handicap person. Represented by the wheelchair symbol where the head is the minute hand and the legs are the hour hand. 4 o'clock.

I'm going 10 mph under the limit cause I'm followin' a 4 o'clocker.

by kantmakm May 19, 2004