clamateur

A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.

The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.

by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006

busaba calamari

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.

An order of busaba calamari.

by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008

clamagram

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.

Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.

by gleenn July 22, 2017

clamato juice

clam and tomato juice

those vamps are drinking their clamato juice again

by emboo7 April 4, 2009

Calamari Kisses

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.

Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!

by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023

clamato rimmer

When you rim so hard that it bleeds.

Jerry was so hot, I couldn't help myself and I gave him a clamato rimmer.

by Lorden January 2, 2008

clamando

When a woman goes out without underwear. Similarly, when a man does it, it is called going "commando."

All my panties are in the laundry, so I'm going clamando today.

by Rough Riding Spartan August 10, 2007