clitomancy

1. The act of bringing a elderly woman (usually over 80) to orgasmic climax.

2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.

A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".

Clitomancy often occurs at bingo night.

Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?

A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.

by Sentia January 8, 2009

Clithanger

When a woman's orgasm is in suspense or delayed.

Last night, my boyfriend left me with a total clithanger when he received an important call in the middle of licking my pussy.

by The Habernator January 28, 2010

Clitsand

Similar to that of dicksand, but when dealing with a vagina. It's when dudes drop everything to be with their girl, who really isn't that cool or interesting in the first place. Much like quicksand, clitsand is what guys get caught in when they're obsessed with their girlfriend/crush/wife or really anyone that's giving them vagina.

Fucking Robbie, man. He fell into the clitsand--that's why he's not coming out tonight.

by LilCoop April 4, 2017

How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.

Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017

clitomania

nom, l'obsession des connaissances du plaisir féminin et de ses origines visant à le demystifier par l'introspection du clitoris

Le phénomène de la clitomanie et/ou clitomania se traduit par un goût accru pour la connaissance du plaisir féminin et son développement et que l'on peut retrouver dans l'exposition de l'artiste new-yorkaise qui dejà 100 lois naturelles et verités sur le clitoris défiant les préjugés

by Clitimaniac July 17, 2015

Merry Clitmas

A sexual position in which the man (or dyke) shits aggressively on a pecan swirl, generously lathering it. The woman then sticks it in her clitoris and sings Merry Clitmas until she cries. This is repeated until one person busts a creamy load.

Jon couldn’t bust so Merry Clitmas lasted until August!

by CranberryCretin September 17, 2020

clitmatized

adjective: describing a male (or female) that is attracted to a female simply because of her vagina

Jason is not in love with her, he is clitmatized!

by ~K January 27, 2006