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Clintonian Virgin

A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".

As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?

Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.

Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
by Cosmo March 23, 2007
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clintonclysm

From Clinton + cataclysm
A predicted large scale violent event accompaning a Clinton presidency.
antonym: trumpocalypse
Tough choice, bro. It's either the trumpocalypse or a major clintonclysm. Whatever happens, I'm heading to Canada.
by wolfreporter May 18, 2016
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clintonitis

"How the hell could you support Hillary Clinton? She wants to pull out of Iraq without even cleaning up our mess."

"Dawwh.. I got dis ting, clintonitis."
by ryanmeebs February 18, 2008
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Clintonized

Somebody being suicided because they had dirt on important people
Epstein was Clintonized
by Ritch Goldenshits February 22, 2020
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clintonian

Someone who uses a position of power to gain sexual favors from subordinates. Basically, a sexual fiend who uses the fear of firing, or the promise of career gain, in order to receive favorable benefits. --Derived from President Bill Clinton
"Richard seduced that new intern at the Christmas party and got a hj in the janitors closet."

"Wow our CEO has no shame, that's such a clintonian move."

*Richard Walks in*
"I did not have sex with that woman!"
by RDOUBLEU November 14, 2013
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Clintonism

A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.
Clintonism

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"

"I promise to cut your taxes."

"I did not dodge the draft."

"I never inhaled."

"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."

"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009
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Clintonia

Clintonia describes a name of a person that is the leader of E0 Clan.
Clintonia is too cool to worry about stuff like that!
by e0stryker February 22, 2009
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