clang clang

Very large and expensive bling bling

look at that clang clang around her neck i am surprised she can even walk

clang clang by Jacuvhrts December 30, 2003

clang clang

(n) excessively large and exaggerated bling bling.

The clang clang around that chicks neck must have cost her a lot of pussy.

clang clang by Jacuvhrts August 4, 2005

balls that clang 

to be fearless

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.

balls that clang by merchantDave August 20, 2010

Nao clang 

A devastating combo of the comebacks "nao" and "clang." Only use it when one of the two words on its own will not suffice.

Person A: "Do you even lift?"

Person B: "Nao clang!"

Nao clang by livemau5 January 13, 2013

clang 

The coolest, most awesome and righteous person or thing. Nobody or no thing is better or ever will be.

"Clint is the most clang dude I've ever met. Not like Ramon or Joe--they'll never be clang!"

clang by Stephen Welsh April 19, 2006

wang clang 

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.

that wang clang really hurt

wang clang by stackattack January 13, 2011

Fetish Clang

The bundle of startling, confusing, alienating, distracting, and/or strange experiences associated with being a sexual fetishist in the presence of one's specific fetish interest while in a non-sexual context, as though a loud bell were suddenly ringing, that only the fetishist can hear.

As a clown fetishist, going to the circus always gives me fetish clang, because I feel like I'm watching live porn that no one else sees as being porn.

Fetish Clang by anonymous June 27, 2021