Tree Climbing

When a woman under 5'2" has a sexual preference for male partners over 6'6" tall.

Damn, look at that Sue. She is so tiny and her new boyfriend is gigantic! I knew she was a gymnast, but I had no idea that she was into tree climbing!

by re:vamp February 1, 2013

cock climbing

When you say you are going to go rock climbing, but you actually just fuck some dude.

Luiza went to the gym to go cock climbing.

by The Handy Man February 15, 2010

Peter Climieing

The act of hacking a young girls webcam and spying on them.

"MOM, someone is Peter Climieing my computer"

by Bru bruh January 22, 2015

clopening

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

porch climbing

Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances.

Jessica: Did you see Dave last night?
Amy: Is it any different from any other night?
Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week.
Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab.
Jessica: Won't we all.

by Lauren Lynch July 27, 2008

clementing

Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.

Im gonna go clementing next week, need some extra flow for my vacation!

by clementing101 November 2, 2013

Climaxing Wake

When at a funeral, a wake is often held where family and friends may observe the body before burial.

In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.

"AH dude what a shame he was such a legend, what a sad funeral"

"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"

by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019