Cleptocracy

A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.

Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!

dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!

by dignusplz January 16, 2013

cleptomediac

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac

Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.

by jupiter909 October 20, 2011

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

by barneschm March 27, 2009

Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto

John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"

by They call me Captain Awesome January 8, 2009

Clephen

Tall, nerdy guy (arguably) in desperate need of female attention, craving sex and trying his utmost to flirt with every passing member of the female gender.

Can also be used as an adjective.

Noun: "Clephen"
Adjective: *Clephen clephens* *Girl awkwardly laughs* "Damn, nigga, that's so Clephen."

by PetruPaulKoizumi April 16, 2013

clepto

someone who enjoys stealing and will jack anything they can get their hands on.

cassie mclankyfuck is the biggest clepto ever, she even jacked this one bitches virginity

by emily ernst August 24, 2006

cleptomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take things. Cleptomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being thieves when they can't help what they're doing.

That woman over there is a cleptomaniac.

by Boo June 21, 2006